PUWPS

You know that time when the maid tells you "kya memsaab ghadi ghadi special request hota hai" ..when the driver tells you "kya maydam bahut late hota hai"...when the vendor tells you "kya boss bahut short time hai"...when the office boy tells you "arrey abhi aapko wait karna padega"...when the photocopier tells you "abhi aapka nahin ho sakta"...when the parking guy tells you "yeh roz roz aapki gaadi ki wajah se late hota hai"...when the agency tells you " you are a hopeless client"....and well let me not even get to the important ones!
basically when the world is conspiring against you and all you can do is PUWPS...

why is life a series of phases? why can't such PUWPS cycles be normally distributed over the parabola of happy time zones...why do they almost have to sadistically coincide and cocircle with the abyss of sadness...i think God needs some lessons in Mathemetical distribution ....Boss did you bunk these lectures in your college kya?

(oh btw in case you din't get it PUWPS = Put up with People's Shit )

and yes one last question .... why do you only get the wits to laugh at these PUWPS times once YATKOWA (You Are The King Of The World Again)